Interview With Matthew: 4 Years Old.

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This video has nothing to do with anything. But I just found it buried somewhere I'll probably never be able to find again on my computer, and I'm excited! No, by the way, I am not secretly a ten year old. I just sound like it on video. I would warn you to turn the sound down when you listen to this because my voice is really THAT ANNOYING, but his little voice makes up for it, I promise. Feel free to tell me how cute he used to be before he learned to throw temper tantrums and have opinions that get on everyone's nerves. And to also ignore my voice. Thanks.


How old are you?
4

How old will you be in ten years?
Um, I think 5. (counts on fingers.) Yeah, 5.

What’s your favorite food?
Pizza.

What’s your least favorite food?
Lots of stuff that you cook. Like noodles with cut up meatballs (ground beef, lol)… Just everything pretty much. But also, it takes too long for the green bean casserole to cool down so I can eat it. I like that stuff. But sometimes I forget how long it takes to cool down, and I’m like: COOL DOWN!

(Matthew makes me ask him what a Whale Shark likes to eat.)
What does a Whale Shark like to eat?
Plankton!

What do birds like to eat?
CATS. (what?) They eat their ears! Well, that’s what I thought. Remember? When we saw that ugly cat with no ears? I think a bird ate them off! Hahahahaha..

What’s your favorite dinosaur?
Big Al! (Allosaurus.)

Favorite thing to play?
Cars. ‘Cause I do have a lot of cool cars.

Favorite book?
Two of my books about dinosaurs.

Favorite song?
Racecar Theatre 2 song. Daddy has it one his phone. (The original song Weezer re-did for the Cars 2 soundtrack.)

What is something you’re pretty good at?
Painting scary stuff. Like someone’s driving in a car, and a zombie is coming up to the car and climbing on the car.. But sometimes I paint other stuff too.

What is your mommy’s name?
Alicia Mommy Stucky.

What’s my favorite food?
Um, dinner. Like, mashed potatoes.

What is my favorite thing to do?
Workout and watch 30 Rock. (I do like the show, lol..)

What about me? Am I good at anything?
You’re good at EVERYTHING. Like putting on shirts and stuff.

What is Daddy good at?
Driving trucks and stuff. Cause he’s not crazy like that crazy guy and that other crazy guy that always crashes to him. (He runs around the living room pretending to crash into stuff for about 10 minutes.)

What’s daddy’s job?
A trash truck driver!!

What’s mommy’s job?
To put the trash out.

When you grow up, what will you be?
A school bus driver!!! But only when I grow up like an adult.

How old will you be when you’re an adult?
Maybe ten or eleven. Wait… (Counts in his head for a long time, moving his lips a little and looking up at the ceiling.) Yeah. Maybe ten or eleven. (I laugh.) What?!? THAT’S HOW YOU COUNT! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11! ….. Well actually… Okay, maybe 12.

What do you think happens when you get married?
EWWWW! That’s disgusting and inappropriate, MOMMY! (Kind of worried about why he thinks this, but moving on…) Well, I already have a girlfriend anyways. So, it’s no matter. (Again, moving on…)

Wait. Why is it okay to have a girlfriend, but not to get married?
I don’t know. Maybe I will just fall in love. (He groans and rolls his eyes.)

What would you do if there were no rules?
I would just do all the bad things and you would not even put me in time-out if there were no rules. Also I would put orange juice in my Spiderman water bottle and not just water. And I would drink chocolate milkshakes (Pediasure vitamin supplements drinks, lol) ALL DAY, and all crazy like: (pretends to drink crazy).

What would you buy with a million dollars?
(He names his friends, very excitedly.) So I could play with them whenever I wanted!!

So you would enslave your friends?
I would slave you too, like a dragon! Hahahaha..

What is an onomatopoeia?
Like POP! AND BANG! AND SWISH! AND (makes crazy, sloshing, spitting sounds, like someone’s being gutted alive.)

What is 32 divided by 6?
Um, the cat.

What is 1 million plus 1 million?
2 million…. Or 2?

What do you think Mary learns in school?
Her friends.

What do you think Heaven is like?
Heaven is eating a hot dog.

What’s the scariest thing ever?
A zombie with blood on it. Seven years ago the zombies lived.

Who’s faster? Superman or Santa?
I think Superman. Or God. No, wait. Probably Superman.

What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up?
Cars.

Is it better to do the right thing or to not get in trouble?
Not get in trouble. Cause then you throw away my cars.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
What kind of question is that? I have no idea.

Nevermind. What is love?
It’s like, when you love somebody.

Can you elaborate?
(Groans.) (Hugs me.) (Rolls his eyes.) It’s like that. That’s like love.