It is a known fact that Matthew is only actually Matthew as you and I know him about 40% of the time. The other part of the time he’s some form or another of alter Matthew ego. A one-man swat team. A police officer. An evil villain bent on world domination. A magic frog. A pirate. A wizard. An astronaut. A paleontologist. Sometimes he’s even a skateboard or a bike or a dump truck that’s come to life, and can walk and talk like a person -- but is NOT a person, because they are a skateboard or a bike. Or something really weird like that.
I really, really do.